Hi! I used to be "TheRealKiKi" but I got suspended. <3 Horror. Meat. Music. Serial Killers. Sweets. Funny shit. Porn. That's basically it.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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i wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller, i wish i was dead and in hell
Totally true.
anything you can ship, I can ship harder
I can ship anything harder than you
no you can’t
yes I can
no you can’t
yes I can
NO YOU CANT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
i hope you have pet insurance because i’m about to destroy that pussy
when i was 14 i was really against drugs but all of my friends were into getting high so i went to whole foods and bought empty pill capsules and filled them with sugar and told my friends that it was a new drug named pax imported from africa and that my other friends older brother gave them to me and my friends pretended like they got high off of the pills and it just made my life tbh
How do I shot web?
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Nocko Monoj
The strategy of staring longingly at your opponent is making me uncomfortable.
Romney/Ryan 2012: “No Homo”
why is “suck my dick” considered an insult like sure man i’ll suck your dick what are friends for